WHOA there! No need to make eating meat hearts (aka meating hearts) into a cult ritual! Instead of watching a film about “child slavery, black magic, and ritual human sacrifice”(wikipedia), you could watch another film franchise also featuring Harrison Ford with the aid of one of these Kleenex boxes for only $2.99, also from VONS:
I wonder how much of that 2.99 ea I would get in royalties had I sold the image of my 2017 painting Dark/Light Vader to Kimberly-Clark Worldwide, Inc., makers of Kleenex? Even though I did the painting a year before Star Wars themed Kleenex boxes hit the shelves, the makers of Kleenex effectively beat me in the game of marketing square objects for capital gain (and that’s not even to mention Kool Keith).
After all, I can’t blow by nose with a painting! However, Design Toscano really hit the nail on the head (of the sar-cough-agus!) with their functional, non-disposable, “hand-painted and exclusive” tissue box cover pictured at right. Duck and cover: this nose is gonna blow! But lets not blow off/chew on our sidekick Chewbacca, who may or may not be carnivorous on Valentine’s Day:
I don’t know about you, but I’ll bet this is how Mr. President meats his Valentine’s Day:
For the love of meat, I’d rather just have some Captain Beefheart!